Danielle Deming

Basically I was living in the middle of the mountains until my soulmate convinced me to move to the Sunshine state and do the adult thing. Now I work on the beach for shorebirds as their babysitter (no, they don't pay well). On the side I set the woods on fire, but it's all legal I promise. My dog, my man, and myself share an 11x12 bedroom, which suits us all just fine.