Daniel Markowitz

Daniel Markowitz is a comedy writer in NYC. He's been creating comedy for a while now and only recently has he started getting bullied for it.

5 Words We Definitely Need To Add To The Millennial Slang Dictionary

By Daniel Markowitz

A few weeks ago, Elite Daily published my article titled “10 Words We Definitely Should Have Stopped Using By Now.” Unfortunately, in the time after this article was posted, many of my friendships have gone sour. People are hesitant to be around me…

10 Slang Words You Definitely Should Have Stopped Using By Now

By Daniel Markowitz

My earliest memory of using slang words occurred on AIM chat. (For you younger readers, this is equivalent to Facebook Chat. For you really young readers, this is equivalent to the text part of Snapchat.) AIM chat is where it all happened. It's…

How Twitter Convinced Me, A 23-Year-Old Dude, To Watch 'The Bachelor'

By Daniel Markowitz

"The Bachelor" is a show for those who buy into the sappy idea of true love. "The Bachelor" is a show for those addicted to drama and heartbreak. “The Bachelor" is a show just for girls. If these statements are supposed to be true, then why have I…