Connor Toole and Alec MacDonald
Bio
Connor Toole and Alec MacDonald are trapped in a room with only one computer and can't escape until reaching a quota of a million laughs. Please help.
This Thanksgiving Drinking Game Will Get You Through The Holiday
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldIt's hard to hate on a holiday that requires you to commit multiple deadly sins to celebrate, which is the real reason so many people look forward to the annual celebration of gluttony and sloth known as "Thanksgiving."
It's virtually impossible to…
If James Bond Were Created Today, This Is What He'd Actually Be Like (Photos)
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldIn the weeks leading up to the release of "Spectre," the Internet has been filled with a cacophony of thinkpieces and blistering hot takes about whether or not James Bond is a relic of an era when a movie with a character named "Pussy Galore" could…
What Celebs Are Really Thinking When They Pose For Instagram Photos
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldSocial media can be an incredibly valuable tool for finding out which of your relatives are racists, but it's also a breeding ground for vanity and a place where people who are unhappy with reality can construct one of their own.
Every platform has…
18 Things Equally As Pointless As Playboy Will Be Without Nude Photos
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldFor years, stumbling across a stash of Playboy magazines was the closest a horny teenager could come to knowing what it feels like to discover buried treasure.
Because when the most erotic material you have access to is the birthing video you had to…
Your Current Tan Says Everything About How You Spent Your Summer
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldAccording to the calendar, we still have a few more weeks until summer is officially over; but for most people, Labor Day weekend marks the spiritual end of the season (and the beginning of one filled with cold, vitamin D deficiency, and…
5 Things That Will Happen If Kim Kardashian Becomes The First Lady (Photos)
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldLast night, someone at MTV decided it would be a good idea to give Kanye West an award, a microphone and the opportunity to say whatever popped into his head during a live broadcast this year's Video Music Awards.
In return, viewers were treated to…
The 'Polo Bolo' Is The Fashion Trend You Never Knew You Were Missing (Photos)
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldI've seen "The Devil Wears Prada" more times than I should probably admit in a public forum, so I used to think I had a pretty good handle on how the world of style and fashion really works.
However, as the lists and trend pieces that used to appear…
10 Bizarre Romance Novel Covers That Shouldn't Turn Anyone On (Photos)
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldCheesy romance novels are a staple of beaches and airport bookstores everywhere, with the vast majority of covers featuring a man who lost his shirt cradling the limp body of a woman and a title injected with innuendo.
We've never been desperate…
'Millennials Of New York' Should Be Your New Favorite Facebook Page (Photos)
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldBack in May, we introduced to you Millennials of New York, which was our own satirical spin on the universally beloved Humans of New York, the Facebook page capable of bringing more inspiration to the world in 17 seconds than you will in your entire…
What It Would Be Like If The Republican Candidates Were In Mortal Kombat
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldTonight, 10 men naive enough to want to represent the Republican Party in the 2016 election will get up on stage and try to avoid saying whatever statement we dub The Dumbest of the Debate and ruin their run for president before it even starts.
It's…
20 Ways The World Will Change If Donald Trump Is Elected President
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldIf America was a high school and the 2016 election was being held to pick the class president, Donald Trump would be the popular rich kid who's only interested in padding his resumé and will undoubtedly run everything into the ground if he somehow…
This Is What It Would Look Like If Delivery Guys Left Reviews For You
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldThe Internet is filled with people who think their opinion carries more weight than it actually does, especially the people who've watched too many episodes of "Chopped" or "Top Chef" and think they know everything about the art of cuisine.
This…
15 Drake Lyrics That Were Definitely Written By Other People
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldYesterday, people were shocked to learn a former child actor who says he started from the bottom might not be as authentic as he seems when Meek Mill jumped on Twitter and claimed Drake isn't the one responsible for the lyrics drunk college kids…
If Disney Princes Battled To The Death, This Is How It Would Turn Out
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldThere aren't many things more universally adored online like movies from our childhood and attractive dudes, and while pornography might be the most popular thing on the Internet, articles involving Disney princes have to be a close second.
Of…
How To Make Sure Every Photo You Take This Summer Is Perfectly Basic
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldUnless you're one of those people who lives in a place where 65 degrees and cloudy is considered sweatshirt weather, there are only a few months out of the year when it's actually enjoyable to be outside for extended periods of time.
There are…
The 'Derploma' Guy's Graduation Photo Is Equally Awkward And Amazing
By Connor Toole and Alec MacDonaldLast week, a recent high school graduate uploaded a picture his local newspaper felt was a fantastic representation of the feelings and emotions experienced by the students on such a monumental day.
For most people, getting featured in a town's…
