Caitlyn Luce Christensen

Caitlyn Luce Christensen is an Aquarian writer and professional tarotist. Her moon is in Leo, her rising sign in Cancer. She believes in angels, love, and therapy.

Recent Articles

3 Totally Valid Reasons Being Single Doesn't Mean You're Truly Alone

When you are freshly single, it takes time to readjust to being in a singular relationship with yourself. You never stopped being with yourself, but your other partner might have been a distraction from this primary relationship — the only one that i…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

What To Remind Yourself When You Get Broken Up With Out Of Nowhere

We really don't have full control over anything, much less who loves us or how. So when you're dumped out of the blue and nothing makes sense, remember that the universe is always giving you exactly what you need. If the lessons are not clear to you…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

Here's Exactly Why Platonic Love Is Just As Important As Romantic Love In Your Life

Love is a water that provides your soul with nourishment. This water comes from many sources, just as different rivers and streams feed into the ocean. And this water also replenishes itself through change: rising back up into the heavens to empty it…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

5 Tiny Red Flags Your Partner Isn't Actually In Love With You, So Guard Your Heart

You can never make somebody fall in love with you, nor should you ever try. It's a dead-end process that will leave you depleted, like going back to a dry well to replenish your cup. But sometimes, a person chooses to fight for a relationship, even w…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

Here's What The New Moon In Aquarius Might Mean For Your Love Life

There's no better love on the planet than the relationship between moon and tide. Both bodies are separate, moving in their own cycles and responding to one another. They rise and fall away in time. The moon and the ocean share a bond, and yet, we se…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

Pisces Season Is Coming & It Has A Profoundly Important Effect On Your Love Life

Do you believe in life after death? Do you believe in the possibility of multiple lifetimes? Infinite universes where separate threads of reality string themselves out into different knotted shapes of storyline? If you don't believe in rebirth now, g…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

3 Ways To Set Healthy Boundaries In Your Relationship, According To Experts

Love is not about completely merging with another person. Love is choosing to be with someone else while retaining a healthy sense of your own self. That's why it's so important to have boundaries in relationships. They keep your priorities clear eve…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

These 3 Zodiac Signs May Not Have A Great Valentine’s Day, But Don't Panic

Dear single friends, don't fret. You are never truly alone, whether it's Feb. 14 or any other day of the year, because you are with yourself. Being on your own is simply an opportunity to fall in love with your own solitude, and learn how to adore th…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

10 Memes To Send Your Single Friends On V-Day, Because You're All In This Together

The best part of being single on Valentine's Day? It's an opportunity to show yourself and those around you a ton of love that would otherwise be poured into a significant other. Boring! The whole universe is your significant other, and the best way …
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

5 Valentine's Day Ideas For Your Girlfriend That'll Definitely Show Her The Love

Every day is a good day to let your queer love shine, but with Valentine's Day falling at the tail end of Aquarius season, Feb. 14 is going to be a particularly auspicious day for celebrating your girlfriend and yourself. Of course, gift-giving isn't…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

These Are The Perfect Vibrators For The Queer Babe In Your Life On Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and if you're looking for a new, fun toy to pleasure yourself or your significant other, then the folks at Le Wand and Unbound have got you covered. From a wand accessory that takes the fumbling out of find…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

Here's Why Aquarius Season Is The Perfect Time To Prioritize Self-Love

Aquarius is the sign of the water bearer, bringing refreshing libations to their community in a cracked vessel. As they carry the vessel from the river where they filled their jar back into the city, water seeps from the crack, watering the Earth alo…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

3 Red Flags You’re Not Truly Comfortable With Your Partner, According To An Expert

With more and more women coming forward about issues of sexual misconduct, it's becoming increasingly clear that rape culture impacts every level of relationships. As a society, we have been conditioned to believe that predatory "locker room" talk is…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

20 Instagram Captions For Your Thirst Trap If You Want To Catch A Valentine

The key to creating the most thirst-quenching Instagram post is understanding why you are so dehydrated in the first place. Is your cup empty because your hookups have been unsatisfying up to this point? Maybe your thirst is a sign that you need to s…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

Here's Your Official Valentine's Day Horoscope To Remind You To Spread The Love

From the super blue blood moon on Jan. 31 to the Aquarius new moon solar eclipse on Feb. 15, the stars are going to be in alignment for romance on Valentine's Day. The Valentine's Day horoscope for every sign will also be influenced by the loving ene…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

What You Should Know Before Hanging With Your Friend With Benefits On Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is a day for love, and love has never been strictly reserved for people who are in relationships. Everyone is deserving of tenderness: lovers, friends, and friends with benefits, too. Hanging out with your friend with benefits on Vale…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

It Looks Like Athletes Don't Hold Back When It Comes To Sex In The Olympic Village

As we are coming into Olympics season — the winter games begin Feb. 9, 2018 — one can hardly help but wonder whether South Korea has been making a specific kind of preparation for the games. Namely, will they have enough condoms to cover the sheer am…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

The Amount Of Condoms Being Provided For The 2018 Olympics Literally Hurts My Head

Athletes, listen up: the number of condoms provided at the Pyeongchang Olympics in South Korea will be greater than the number provided at any other Winter Olympic Games in history. A whopping 110,000 condoms will be handed out to 2,925 different ath…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

These 3 Zodiac Signs Will Have Their Best Valentine’s Day, So Get Excited

Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and the stars are already aligning to give some signs a particularly amazing time. These zodiac signs will have the best Valentine's Day, whether or not they're in a relationship. That's thanks to Venus, wh…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

What To Remind Yourself When The Person You Like Says They Don't Want A Relationship

You can't control the way that somebody loves you. When someone doesn't want a relationship and you do, it can be hard to detach from that person. But if is the situation you are finding yourself in right now, you need to leave them so that you can p…
By Caitlyn Luce Christensen