Alex Vance


Works in real estate marketing, writes to stay sane. Likes include sarcasm, wine, and that moment your food arrives at the restaurant. Twitter: @itsalexvance

4 Reasons Internet Trolls Are Always Worth Laughing At

By Alex Vance
Ah, the Internet, where innocent people are berated by complete strangers for absolutely no reason at all. What a time to be alive, right? For those of you lucky enough to have avoided the baseless tirade of the Internet troll, allow me to explain:…

7 Resolutions To Make With Your SO To Help You Have A Year Full Of Love

By Alex Vance
As the final days of 2015 wind down, our main focus is to think of all the ways we can better ourselves as individuals in 2016, which is totally great. But how about the ways we can better ourselves as couples? There are countless ways to improve…

Now That Online Dating Isn't Taboo, Here Are 7 Tips To Get You Started

By Alex Vance
Remember when online dating used to be taboo? You wouldn’t dare admit your new love interest was the result of a lot of late-night emailing. Hell, even your best friend thought the two of you met through your cousin’s sister’s ex-boyfriend. Or…

7 Things I Know About Love After My Boyfriend Hiked The Appalachian Trail

By Alex Vance
The Appalachian Trail (or, as I prefer to call it, the “trail of anxiety”) is a 2,189-mile trail that stretches across 14 states, from Mt. Katahdin in Maine to Springer Mountain in Georgia. Every year, thousands of people attempt to hike the entire…

6 Types Of Office Bullsh*t You Can't Escape, No Matter Where You Work

By Alex Vance
Oh, work; it forces you to contemplate your life’s direction for eight hours a day, five days a week. For some, work is simply a means to an end. They tolerate the daily monotony solely because it puts food on the table. For others (who probably…

Get It Together: 3 Ways Long-Distance Dating Makes You Crazy

By Alex Vance
Let’s be honest: long-distance dating can be such a bummer. I can’t imagine anyone in a long-distance relationship waking up in the morning and declaring, “I’m so pumped the love of my life is so far away right now!” (And if you do, I would highly…

Keep It Up: 4 Reasons Why Showing Off Your Dad Bod Is Awesome

By Alex Vance
Hold on just a second. You’re telling me, the latest collection of photos to sweep the digital world are of slightly tubby men, shamelessly flaunting their untrimmed body hair and noticeably flabby midsections? Well played, men of the Internet. Well…

5 Pick-Up Attempts That Prove Men Have Simply Stopped Trying

By Alex Vance
Here’s the deal, fellas: As women, we are very aware and understanding of the fact that talking to us can be a little intimidating. This is particularly true when you’re struggling to generate a charming conversation out of thin air with an…