Alec MacDonald

Alec MacDonald is a humor writer for Elite Daily. He graduated from Vassar college and received an MFA in fiction from Sarah Lawrence. He was born and raised in New York City, which is where Home Alone 2 takes place. He loves you very much.

Video Shows Drunk Pilot Stumbling Into Airport Before Attempting To Fly Plane

ByAlec MacDonald
You know what doesn't go well together? Mayo and ice cream. You know what also doesn't go well together? Being drunk and flying planes. Pilot Tekad Purna was arrested after being caught attempting to fly a commercial plane while, apparently,…

Horrified Parents Share Videos Of Holiday's Hottest Toy Mumbling NSFW Phrase

ByAlec MacDonald
There is a thing called a "Hatchimal." If you don't know what that is, that's probably because you are neither a small child or a parent of one. Basically, they're tamagotchi, except not digital. Yes, in the many years since you let your tamagotchi…

Uber Driver Saves Teen Girl From Sex Trafficking After Overhearing Scary Convo

ByAlec MacDonald
Two women and a 16-year-old girl got into Keith Avila's Uber on Monday, December 26 in Elk Grove, California, on their way to a Holiday Inn. "I thought she was 12, at the time," said Keith Avila to ABC10. Avila said that the two women, later…

Extremely Dedicated BF Writes Out Entire Movie Script In GF's Christmas Card

ByAlec MacDonald
I never know what to write on Christmas cards, or cards in general. I feel like a single page just isn't enough to say how I feel about someone, especially a loved one or significant other. Turns out I'm totally and utterly wrong about that. Turns…

Man Who Invented Red Solo Cups Died And 2016 Is Officially A Buzz Kill

ByAlec MacDonald
You probably don't know of Robert Leo Hulseman, but he has likely had a significant impact on your life. At some point during the last few decades, college-aged kids across this wonderful nation all agreed on a single thing: They would drink beer…

Coolest Boss Who's Bringing 800 Employees On A Cruise Is Giving Us Job Envy

ByAlec MacDonald
An Iowa cabinet manufacturing company named Bertch Cabinets had an extremely good year — apparently, Obama is really good for the cabinet industry — because its president, Gary Bertch, is taking the 800-person company on a cruise to thank…

Grandpa's Teeth Slip Out While Playing Card Game In Hilarious Viral Video

ByAlec MacDonald
At some point, you won't have teeth either, and then we'll SEE WHO'S LAUGHING. OK, here's the story: This family was playing a new board game (called "Speak Out") where you have to try to talk with this insane shit in your mouth (which is funny…

The Internet Is Losing Its Mind Over This Pic Of 6 Friends And 2 Missing Legs

ByAlec MacDonald
There is an illusion going viral on the interweb, making everyone's brain crash like Windows 98 from too many porno viruses. The illusion, like all photographs of its ilk, was discovered on Reddit. The picture is of six young women, and 10 legs.…

Dog Has No Idea She Made Her Humans Sob With The Most Thoughtful Xmas Gift

ByAlec MacDonald
This was Jessica Kline's (19) beloved dog Zoey, who sadly died after being hit by a car at just a year and a half old in Dallas. Several months after Zoey passed, Jessica's mother got her a puppy to help deal with the grief of losing her pet. It's…

These Miserable Travelers Are All Of Us Flying Home After The Holidays

ByAlec MacDonald
God made airports to test our faith, and each holiday season, we go through the gauntlet to secure his love. You'd think that flying swiftly through the sky to beautiful and strange lands where our loved ones await us would be a transcendent…

The Most-Returned Christmas Gifts Of 2016 Will Make You Question Your Choices

ByAlec MacDonald
I'm lazier than I am frugal, so whenever I'm given a present I don't like, I just keep it. But other people are smarter and more normal than me, which means that when they get a CD from their grandmother, they return it for money. If they can't…

Ex-Versace Employee Claims Staff Used Secret Code To Warn Of Black Customers

ByAlec MacDonald
An ex-Versace employee is suing the company for its alleged discriminatory store policies, according to Complex. Christopher Sampino, 23, says that while working at a Bay Area Versace store, he was trained to use a code word to alert fellow staff…

Guy's Real-Life 'Love Actually' Moment Went Viral And It Had A Happy Ending

ByAlec MacDonald
"Love Actually" is one of those rare movies that is pretty inarguably terrible, but simultaneously irresistible. I'm sure 87 percent of you are reeling in anger at that sentence right now. But let me just remind you that this is a movie in which two…

Carrie Fisher, AKA Princess Leia, Has Died And 'Star Wars' Fans Are Devastated

ByAlec MacDonald
Carrie Fisher, who gained international and long-lasting fame for her portrayal of Princess Leia in "Star Wars," has died following a heart attack. Fisher was only 60 years old. Fisher suffered a heart attack while on an 11-hour flight from London…

Starbucks' Newest Drinks Are So Fancy You'll Want To Dress Up Before You Sip

ByAlec MacDonald
Starbucks, the one constant in these tumultuous times, has three new flavors that people who are not me will probably be excited about. I don't mean to yuck anyone's yum (which I've just realized is kind of a disgusting expression), but I would…

Obama Says He Could Have Won Third Term, And Trump Responds Like A Baby

ByAlec MacDonald
On CNN's podcast, "The Axe Files," Obama claimed he could have won the election if he'd been running for a third term. On the podcast, which is hosted by David Axelrod, ex-senior advisor to president Obama, said his message of "hope and change"…

3 Friends' Live-Tweet Of Ride On Totally Empty Plane Will Make You So Jealous

ByAlec MacDonald
Many of you are either currently, about to or have just finished flying home for the holidays. If so, you've braved some of the worst travel days of the year. You have seen teenagers attempt to have conversations with other teenagers while both have…

Mature Adults Can't Stop Laughing At Kid's Accidentally NSFW Reindeer Drawing

ByAlec MacDonald
Kids are dumb. It is true. Kids are just real idiots. Their brains haven't finished growing, so they don't know how to think or draw well. We, as adults, find how dumb kids are really funny. I do not have to explain this to you. You know this…

Sex Therapist Says Trump's Win Has Caused Women To Lose Their Sex Drives

ByAlec MacDonald
A licensed sex therapist has spoken out about her clients having lost their sex drives since Trump won the 2016 presidential election. Kimberly Resnick Anderson, who works in LA, says that Clinton's defeat against Donald Trump has severely affected…

Savage Girl Ditches Date During Movie 'To Be Around Someone Better Looking'

ByAlec MacDonald
Internet dating is hard — very hard — like, too hard. I'm not talking about erections, I'm talking about emotional difficulty. I know it sounded like I was talking about boners. I wasn't. That's not the joke I was making. OK, just wanted to make…