15 People Confess Times They Tried To Be Sexy And Just Completely Failed

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At some point, I think we've all embarrassed ourselves in the bedroom by attempting to be sexy.

I mean, seriously, there's nothing worse than being extra naughty for your boo by cooking in the nude and consequently burning your lady bits, blurting out some dirty talk that instantly kills bae's boner, or slipping during shower sex and splitting your head open.

It takes a lot of confidence and a certain type of finesse to pull off frisky moves without looking like a complete idiot, and quite frankly, some of us are just way too damn awkward to do it.

Yep, the struggle can be seriously real when it comes to being a bad bitch in the bedroom.

But don't worry, it turns out you're not alone.

Whisper, an app that lets you post anonymous messages containing your deepest, darkest secrets, recently asked a bunch of people to dish out the deets on all the times they tried and miserably failed to be sexy.

You might want to brace yourself because things are about to get super awk and, not to mention, pretty hilarious.

Check out the pictures below to see some of these comical sex confessions.

If you can't take the heat, try cooking with some clothes on.

Sometimes, it's just better to say nothing.

I sabotaged myself with sugar.

I think you're doing it wrong.

Nothing ruins the mood like a swift kick in the crotch.

I guess guys aren't the only ones who have trouble with these damn hooks.

Babe, I didn't mean to paralyze you, I was just trying to help.

Well, that escalated quickly.

...and this is why I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life.

I'm not sure how this is even possible.

My girlfriend was more into it than me.

Sorry, was that too dirty?

I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead.

Jeez, who knew going commando was so gross?

There's no hope for these nudes.

For more sex confessions, check out Whisper.

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