Chrissy Teigen, at every stage of her life, will be the type of human none of us want to be photographed beside.
My self-confidence borders on clinical narcissism, and I wouldn't volunteer to be photographed next to a poster of Chrissy Teigen in which her face and body were almost entirely obscured by graffiti (in some dystopian future where graffiti artists have no respect for love, laughter, beauty or Velveeta).
Despite her perfection at every age/weight/altitude, Chrissy is working toward her personal goal of losing the “last few” post-Luna pounds.
The model/cookbook author/host naturally shared her struggle with followers on Twitter, because we are all members of the Stephens family, when you really think about it.
Major obstacles in Teigen's fitness efforts begin and end with pasta.
Those of us looking to Teigen for advice on how to be eternally flawless can appreciate her lack of enthusiasm for the word “diet” in favor of practicing clean eating.
Ultimately, fitting one narrow standard of beauty just doesn't seem worth the misery of total deprivation.
POINT IS, IF YOU WANNA NOM SOME BEEF STEW AND THEN HANG OUT WITH YOUR SUPERMODEL FRIENDS, NOM THAT STEW, MAMA.
Come November, I'm voting for Chrissy Teigen.