Axe Shower Thoughts

In a world full of basics, I pride myself on raw authenticity. I don't want to be normal. I just want to be ME. I sing at the top of my lungs in the shower. I make jokes that some people might deem inappropriate. I'm awkward. And I wear crazy…

A lot of people think that being short is no fun at all. But take it from someone who knows: It has its perks. For instance, you can get away with (pardon the pun) small stuff, like swiping an extra cookie from the snack cabinet or sneaking into the…